The week from shit

To recap, I have lost my wallet (granted, some very nice person returned it), had the bag stolen off my bike seat when it was raining and had my brand new bike light and tire lights stolen.

I wish I could find them and cut off their goddamned hands and shit leprosy in the stumps.

Seriously, first of all, who steals a PLASTIC BAG?

And then, who spends the time to unscrew all the accessories off my bike? And why didn't anybody say anything?

This is ruining my day. RUINING IT!!! RUINED!